Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Inspired by A Modest Proposal

These past couple of weeks have been crazy!  And that's why I haven't been posting.  Who has the time when parents are visiting and best friends are filling up your house with inflatable items, and you have to spend a week in Cherokee, NC.  Poor me, I know.  *fake tears*

I  found an article today about how they are grinding up dead babies and putting them into pills in one of the Koreas and then illegally smuggling them into China.  I know nothing about the news source I found it in, so part of me doesn't believe this.  If it is a quack company selling quack dead baby medicine, wouldn't it just be cheaper and easier to use dead mice? or dirt? Did they test it for dead baby?  How do you know it's baby? How do you test dried up and powderized human for age?  I suppose there is a way, if they can put ages on rocks and all.

Personally, I like my babies fresh and piping hot.

There are many ways to cook baby:

Baby pot pie
Baby corn on the cob
Baby carrots
Creamed baby
Baby kabob or Kababy
Roasted baby
Honey glazed baby
Baby a'la cart
Smoked baby
Baby jerky
Boiled baby
Baby soup
Turduckinbaby
Baby bacon
Babyque
Babyburger
Babydog
Baby au gratin
Baby supreme
Burrito baby
Baked baby
Babycakes
Baby casserole
Babyloaf


What are your favorite baby recipes?

Here is More Information on A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift .

2 comments:

Heather said...

Baby Fricassee
Brined Baby with Savory Baby Jelly
Baby Tartare
Baby Haggis
Baby Sashimi
Baby Flambe

Heather said...

Baby Fricassee
Brined Baby with Savory Baby Jelly
Baby Tartare
Baby Haggis
Baby Sashimi
Baby Flambe