I love Criminal Minds.
Tonight I made delicious Lentil Soup. Onion, carrots, celery, celery leaves, 1 c lentils, 8 c water, bay leaf. Simmer uncovered for 50 minutes. Add spices, garlic and salt. Do not forget the salt. Simmer for 10 more minutes. Eat deliciousness. I added frozen meatballs we bought too and a beef bullion cube.
While it cooks, drink a bottle of wine. If you're lucky your husband won't be studying for an organic chemistry class.
Once a man who got his finger cut off at work and was stoned told me that I thought organic chemistry was hard because I was a girl and girls aren't good at chemistry. Then he showed me some arrowheads because I'm a geologist.
Geologists find arrow heads but do not study them. I have found one arrowhead, one cutting tool, and one necklace bead in the desert. Being a geologist has it's benefits. I will also never buy a house in a 500 yr flood plain. Yeah, I'm that awesome.